Here I was with a vehicle that I would avoid buying since it’s
brochure does not score high on any of: Max power, 0-100 sprint time, mileage. However, motorcycling is more about
spirituality and less about practicality. And this is where the
Bullet makes a mark. It took me 6000 metres to figure out why the Royal Enfield
commands such respect. To date, I more or less considered it as a machine bought by people who are trying too hard to project themselves as macho males (which
is to some extent still true). Bullet
enthusiasts can curse me for my narrow mindedness, but while you are at it: I’d
like you to blast those very brainless idiots who keep driving Bullets without
a purpose (and hence lead to wrong perceptions about the machine amongst people
like me).
It took a while to get used to. Though I’ve test ridden a
lot of REs before, this was the first time I was using it for a proper drive.
We had chosen a worn out aged Electra (this was one of the very first piece
rolling out of the factory) with a custom tank. The weight takes a while to get
used to. Of course, starting is a problem in the cold and so was parking,
idling and turning at slow speeds. Nothing good till now, it just seemed a
bit.. errr.. different.
As altitude rose, the roads deteriorated and the snow cover
increased as did the majesticity of the Himalayas. It was a fierce climb and no matter what gear I put the
Electra into, the needle just did not budge beyond 50 kmph at full throttle.
The street smart bikes from Honda, Bajaj, Yamaha or TVS could’ve managed higher
speed beyond doubt.
So since those street machines put down power more scientifically and
efficiently, they ought to be faster here right??
Wrong!!
Allow me elaborate. On the Electra, we managed to negotiate
those treacherous turns at speeds upwards of 40 kmph. On a R15 or an Apache, I
would have had to reduce speed to a fraction to stay within safety limits. The
sluggish manner of power delivery also meant that I never had to bother about
traction for the rear wheel while accelerating. I have horrid memories of the
rear wheel of my 200 Pulsar giving away on a climb when I opened the throttle
moderately in gear 2. Thought of a similar instance on this kind of terrain
makes my spine shiver. For here, it is not just a fall; it is The END. Finally, the very obvious advantage of the RE
is its impeccable balance. The heavy machine challenges you to bend at high
speeds, drive through loose gravel and rocky surface all the while enticing you
to push it more.
I have always been fascinated by the Himalayas and have been
fortunate enough to have witnessed them a couple of times: courtesy my
travel& drive-happy parents.. But it is this time that the reality, the
enormity and the magnificence of the Himalayas sank in like never before.
Never before had I witnessed all this. There cannot be a whiter
white, bluer sky, higher heights, purer air and chillier chill than that day..
The snow, the sky and the mountains made for a pilgrimage together. There was
no human habitation visible for miles & miles, just pure white behemoths
surrounding us. There was little left of the road as the melting snow was
gobbling it up continuously. We navigated cautiously through the last miles
until where the road was open. We had long forgotten as to when we had seen
another vehicle and the reason was obvious. The road we were moving on was
theoretically closed. It was impossible for a four wheeler to reach this place
and even for a bike, it was too adventurous.
Then, the road reduced to a thin black path contrasting the
snow all around it. Going on was too risky and I was not sure if our bodies
could withstand more. The road was so narrow that turning the bike around was
going to be a challenge too. The sun was disappearing fast as well. I felt
there were several less painful ways of committing suicide than driving on this
road at night.
I conveyed this to Prasad and told him it was just
impossible to drive on. Prasad was visibly disappointed. From what I could
figure: his relationship with nature is a romantic one. But he too realized
that this was not the time and neither were we aptly equipped for this
adventure. Our limbs were devoid of any kind of sensation for there seemed to
be a disconnect between the brain and other body parts. We could sense our
brain sending orders to the hands but our eyes confirmed that the hands never reacted
the way they were expected to. How Prasad managed to click photos or I managed
the throttle, clutch and gear is still a mystery.
Hence with a heart that had been bashed up by the logical
part of the brain, I turned back. The picturesque mountains of the return
journey did lift up our spirits again.
Special thanks to Prasad for the pics, being a wonderful
conversationalist and most importantly: being hell bent on going on..
Words are too shallow for the Royal Enfield motorcycle. You
have to experience it yourself to know what purpose it works for. I started as
a skeptic and returned a believer of the Royal Thunder..
However, this remains an unfinished business. Rohtang pass
eventually leads to Leh-Ladakh. That 400 Km drive is the ultimate lakshya.. The
toughest road beckons.
The discovery that their offspring is upto things that have
no remote correlation with the nation’s GDP or betterment of the society is
great disappointment for my parents. Though they love their child, they do not
think very highly of his intelligence. Yet the brat perceives such trips as
highly productive. For this experience liberates your soul, humbles you in
front of the mighty Himalayas.
Wow man!! this is really something. you didn't take the guided tour did you? :-) you just went ahead of..... well all civilation!! beautiful snaps by Prasad. and I love the ending. hahaha.
ReplyDeleteAnd trips like this are ALWAYS important - regardless of what anyone might think. Keep biking dost :-)
ReplyDeletePractical applications of my bullet:
ReplyDelete1. Used corners to file the base of the bike stand (with sparks).
2. Jumped speed breakers at 70 without feeling the need for a helmet.
3. Unlimited slides (flat and curved) whenever it rained.
4. Evaded Kullu with a flat front tyre (after rear ending a Karizma).
5. Was always the last bike to be impounded. (because of weight)
6. Made a mock rape trick ("ye shortcut hai") much more believable as the headlamp was fused.
7. No flat tyre in 4 years.
8. Indicators also indicated last night's rainfall level (accumulated water).
9. Made me and some of my friends realize the importance of life without taking it away (Seriously, the bike cannot go turtle, believe me, i tried).
Shubham Prakash. That is precisely why I want to buy a bullet. And buy one I shall.. Very soon :)
ReplyDeleterespect for changing ur stance. cheers re!
ReplyDeleteNice informative and adventurous post on Rohtang pass. Its a very dangerous pass between Kullu Valley and the Lahaul and Spiti Valleys. Due to heavy snow and landslides, it remains closed hence the visitors should check the Rohtang Pass open status before planning a visit there.
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