Bajaj Auto screws up electricals, makes sure its bikes have the
worst gearboxes in the category, and has a horrid after-sales setup.
So I went ahead and bought another one.
Why?
Well, had a 10 year experience with a Pulsar-200 and was sure
that machines coming out of Bajaj stables are adept to take up Indian roads; or
lack of it. I’ve witnessed multiple cases of suspension failure across Hondas
(no kidding, I have seen monoshocks snap), and in contrast hold my previous 10
year old Bajaj mile-muncher as a testament to ‘adapting to Indian conditions to
survive’. Of course, you will figure out the real reason at the end of this.
So this time, I decided for go for the 400 CC they claimed
to be a game changer.
For starters, the Good:
- The Engine: This boasts of a very smooth engine- certainly the best from Bajaj till date. Rev it hard, and it accelerates you pointedly. Close the throttle, it gets down to a subdued hum. Note: Accelerating and decelerating is an experience in itself, and as a very cautious and well thought through exception, I put it ahead of the Honda engines.
- The light (& the front): Mein Gott!! What a looker this is.. Those fierce, unforgiving eyes- they have all the world’s anger wrapped within- radiating it with those DRLs. Witnessing this machine approach is like … Is like. Its like. Like…: Rocky Balboa sparring with Eye of the Tiger playing in the background, or .. or Angry Vijay Deenanath Chauhan charging at you… with vengeance.
- High speed cruise-ability: A high speed cruiser indeed. This machine is absolutely at ease at 120 kmph and can stay there for a several hours without any complaint. When I say at ease- I mean the engine does not feel strained, and most importantly, you have confidence in stopping thanks to those huge discs and tires (upgrade from factory rubber recommended).
The Bad:
- Suspension: Remember when I said that the Bajaj suspension is solid? Well, here’s the thing- they took my feedback too seriously and replaced metal in the struts with concrete (I think). The result is a ride quality that tries its best to throw you off its seat at lower speeds. Turning is not that comfortable and your arms and back may feel overwrought most of the time in the city.
- Putting it all together/ Mating the engine and gearbox: Getting you all back from that utopian dream of great components: the solid body, etc. How can you screw it up? The answer is- putting it together. The engine is great, but riding at anything less than 50 at constant speeds is often riddled with shudders.
- Looks: Besides the aggressive front, rear of the bike is more of a let-down. For me, impressing ladies is not a priority. If it is for you, stay away from the Dominar..
- After sales: Remember how our dear Kurt Cobain went out slamming a fan with his guitar, before getting on playing on at the concert?? I have a feeling Bajaj takes Nirvana very seriously and are trying to get there with the way they treat their customers/ product fans. Still in the first year of its life, my bike has to go begging to Bajaj service stations for hearing me out. I have had a few complaints, with regard to the low RPM shudders and softening the suspension, but Bajaj guys couldn’t care less. When I requested for a check to the ECU, they assured me that they have already washed the bike and that ought to fix the issue.
Now coming to the point why I bought one. For this, bear
with this little story:
One fine morning while you cruise easily on your side- you observe that the other side of the road is not that fortunate – an early morning traffic snarl it seems. You also spot that guy on the other side at distance, sans helmet on a Hero Honda Passion, with an open silencer, and a logo declaring his association to a notorious political party.
The joker has come to cognizance of his imminent fate – a
possible delay of 2.50 minutes! ! He decides that a person of his importance
cannot put up with this.. He has just vandalized a few properties, and now has
to get somewhere quickly for his next assignment - to set few buses ablaze, or demolish some outspoken actress' home, maybe – urgently of course. Righteously, he comes on to the wrong side of the road and
starts coming head on - bleating his shrill horn and zig zagging in style at
the oncoming traffic head on, creating absolute havoc for other law abiding citizens.
‘Jai Maharshtra’ – the maniac’s saffron sticker proclaimed. Mind you:
assembled in Pune, the Dominar checks the ‘son of soil’ theory as well and
started changing its behavior.
While I was quietly meandering at 30 Kmph, the Dominar clearly did not like my calm. The Dominar decides to take the matter in
its own hands and starts assuming control. Machine over man this time..
Magically, my left foot slips to commence some clicks to
drop a few gears.. And then..
Gear 1.. The throttle is opened and the front wheel
lifts up by a few degrees, while the rear tyre scavenges for grip on the
tarmac- a few slips cite victory of torque over the friction. The clutch still
in play, the engine revs with quite a distinct roar in the busy road and catches
the attention of the entire street.
As the engine is mated to the transmission with some
of the clutch in play, the rear tyre screams for grip, and the front tyre experiences a lift-off again. The throaty engine whips out the 35 NM torque and equal number of horses for the road..
Now that the Dominar has transformed into a rocket, we do have
our maniac’s attention. You can see him watching you in confusion, slowing down
a bit, and see fear building up in his eyes, as you determinedly barrel towards
him.. Head on - collision course..
Clutch
Gear 3: We are
building the revs again. While the speedo determinedly builds up towards
areas where the third digit would be needed soon, the engine has not yet got to its redline (the rev
limiter kick in – in Dominar’s case). Noting that we have three more gears left,
we keep accelerating. As a final war trumpet, we activate all the DRLs.
Our nitwit is visibly troubled now. His miniscule brain gets
into overdrive, computing the probability of his survival after being rammed by
a heavy machine, with a crazy look, angry lights, possessing that kind of
momentum gained at that unmentionable speed.
Noting that the Dominar may be out to annihilate him, he
sights the nearest opening in the road divider and darts to the stagnated
traffic on his (correct) side of the road.
It’s job done, the Dominar switches off its lamps, engages
the brakes and glides back into its moderate civilian speeds.
All this – from the downshifts, acceleration to braking back
to normalcy: abating aggression with aggression, was concluded in less than 20
seconds.
Now lets address that earlier question: Why are we buying this?
All that aggression.. Or countering aggression - You could do all this at Rs. 160,000 ex-showroom (non-ABS). For any other machine to have undertaken such a feat, you would need to shell out multipliers (BMW 310, KTM RC 390, Ninja?). The Bajaj propels Uncle Scrooge to that mid level sports bike category at a substantial discount. Precisely why this fellow with a blue cover- 4 lion embossed passport bought this.
PS: Having said that, I plead all serious bikers not to waver from the RC 390, no matter what other bikes claim to do, or the discounts they offer. Regardless of whether you are highway king, stunt master, track racer, chain snatcher or a criminal on the run, the RC 390 triumphs for all your needs. Work harder, stop being a scrooge, beg or steal - and get the KTM..